I decided there are just way too many funny and weird things kids say during the day. Usually one thing sticks out. So, if it ever does....it will go in it's own "funny kid comment of the day" blog. Word.
He raises his hand.
"Ummm....Mrs B....ummmm. I just coughed out a booger!"
He holds it on his finger like a prized jewel.
me: "Uh, okay bud. Go get a tissue, get rid of it. Then wash your hands. Use soap and water." (the typical teacher response, of course)
I hold in my laughter until the end of the day.