I most definitely did not go to Kohl's at 7:54am, have to wait 6 minutes for the doors to open...on a Saturday...and spend $98.00 I shouldn't have on clothing. Definitely not...no, not me.
I did not excitedly roll around on my newly installed carpet in the basement (without vacuuming it first) only to find a bug in my hair...nope. Not me.
I didn't drink diet coke yesterday because of my strict new n0-caffeiene rule...and I am not currently suffering with a headache because of it...nope. All water for me. ::cough cough::
mental note: not worth it. I mean. You know.
I didn't avoid doing grad work all weekend or get distracted by other fun events. Nope. Not I.
I did not purposely avoid setting my alarm clock on Sunday morning and did not intentionally skip Church. Nooo, I would never do that. Not me.
And I did not set my alarm 5 minutes early, snooze, then check facebook via iPhone, then moan about getting up, then snooze again this morning. I would neverrrrrr.