I did not have an incredibly amazing time at the orchard with my nieces, my sister-in-love, my sister, brother, good friend and her daughter on my day off. I would not enjoy my day off to maximum potential. No, not I.
I did not go apple picking and make my little brother do this. It was not my idea. I would never come up with something so provocative!
I did not force my niece to take photos with me (when she absolutely dreads them)...and I did not accidentally zoom in getting one of my favorite pictures of all time of the two of us.
I did not absolutely get the heebie-jeebies when I saw the craziest cross-breed of pumpkin and PEANUT you've ever seen. I didn't feel a little sick to my stomach over it.
I did not eat a hot dog and a philly soft pretzel (with a side of home-made potato chips) for lunch, there. That's like, carb overload, and totally something I would neverrrrr do.
I did not love being with my siblings. I do not love when my brother is home from college. Ewww..little brothers. I do not think my sister looks schnazzy and hawt in that hat.
I do not think I have the freaking cutest nieces EVER....you cannot deny this red hair and blue eyes. YOU CAN'T. No one can.
I am not secretly proud of how COOL this picture is.