My brain hurts.
No, actually, my head hurts.
Actually, to be more specific, if you put your fingers behind your ears--yes, there-that is exactly where it hurts. It aches, to put it bluntly.
It moves from that spot and goes up and across my forehead.
The darned headache.
However, I have it for one reason, and one reason only. [okay...LIE. It could be two reasons*]
I have the headache for the sake of beauty.
Yes, it's true. Oh how vain.
My almost favorite accessory [a close tie with the beloved scarf] betrayed me today.
Yea, you guessed it.
The darned thing squeezed all the wrong places today, causing my head to be in a bit of a rage. It's not fun. In fact, its a dread...on my head.
This headband didn't used to hurt this much...so I guess, it's quite possible that, well, my head grew. Possibly a side effect of pregnancy I never knew about?**
Either way. I'm quite sad. Because of the pain. I have forsaken beauty (after hours of torture), and moved on from the brain squashing.
Besides, I need these brain cells. You know...to be a mom.
*I could not only be having a headache from the headband. For sure, there is another huge reason. Coming May 2010. [But I hate to blame things on the little one so soon in life]
**I'm totally kidding about head size being a side of pregnancy. Totally, completely kidding.
Please note: Picture is from today. The look of slight pain on my face is noticeable. That cute little black bowed headband did it. It's all her fault!