4th Grade Class
Student 1: "Did you know Elvis is still alive?"
Student 2: "Umm...no. He's not. He died. I heard he OD'ed on drugs."
Student 1: "No, I'm pretty sure he's still alive."
Student 2: "Are you thinking of TuPac and Biggie?? If so...then you're right. They might be alive."
[Me at my desk, thinking, no...laughing....TUPAC in comparison to freakin' ELVIS?!? For real??]
Student 3: "I think 'Lil Wayne and Eminem are dead too."
[Seriously...how did we go from Elvis to Eminem? Something is wrong here.]
Some things are just better to stay out of...
Boy (all sorts of chubby and round, love him and his little lisp): "Hey Mrs. B---Do you notice something different about the way I look today?"
Me: "Hmm...buddy...let me see." (Seriously...had no idea what was different...)
- "Is it.....your.....haircut??! It looks like you got a haircut!"
Me: "Umm..okay...is it..."
[Cutting me off] Boy: "It has to do with my birthday!!"
Me: "Ahh OKAY...that was my NEXT guess actually! [<--Liar] You look about a year older...you're looking more mature in the face, and even a little bit TALLER, too!"
Boy: "YUP!! YOU GUESSED RIGHT!!!!!"
Ahh...gotta love their vulnerability.